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River Song is a psychopathic Time Lord who wears a time machine on her wrist. There Are Some Rivers You Don’t Want To Cross Shirt. Let’s think about that for a second. River Tam has to go to sleep sometime, and River Song could, and would, show up next to her bed over the sleeping form of River Tam and inject her with a psionic blocker drug at will, or shoot her with one, or just kill her. River Tam would easily beat almost anyone in the multiverse in single unarmed combat. But if it was a battle of wits, River Song would win so quickly you wouldn’t even be sure there had been a fight. Sweetie.

River Song (Doctor Who) is the same person.

River Tam is a super-human telepath with psychokinetic powers.   River Song clearly is smarter, Tam has a significantly unfair advantage given her unique abilities. And because River Song is written by Moffat who has an “everybody lives” approach as opposed to Joss Whedon who might just kill his River because that’s the kind of thing he does. River Song has a mean reputation, to the point where even a Dalek has begged for mercy from her, but I don’t think anything she can do would stand up to River Tam’s hyper-skilled combat prowess. Every time she fights it’s like she’s just drunk a whole bottle of Felix Felicis. She moves as fast as a human possibly can.

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And she does the exact right thing with every movement of every muscle of her body. There Are Some Rivers You Don’t Want To Cross Shirt. If Tam kills Song, then the Doctor certainly finds out about this, and, enraged, tracks her down, but as is his way he realizes that ultimately what’s responsible is the experiments the Alliance did to her. He forgives Tam and sets his sights on the Two By Two, Hands of Blue. I’d watch that movie. River Song doesn’t stand a chance. Her years of exploration with the doctor is impressive, to be sure, but that experience can’t match up with the raw fighting prowess of River Tam. The river moves incredibly fast, has no wasted movement, and is an incredible marksman as well as melee weapons user.

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Like Amy and Rory, River always wants to know more. She enjoys knowing things other people do not know. Likewise, she shares their bravery and adventure lust. But I’d say the biggest thing is the love they all share for the doctor. He is their rock, and they would all do anything for him. Time Lords are what happens when Galifryans are exposed to certain time energies. Not all Gallifreyan are exposed to such energies, and presumably, not all of them would deal well with the experience. Humans are similar enough to Time Lords that the can develop similar qualities. River Song was conceived surrounded by the energies of the heart of the TARDIS.

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As such she has many of the same abilities as Gallifreyan Time Lords. There Are Some Rivers You Don’t Want To Cross Shirt. Most notably regeneration and the ability to fly a TARDIS, although she has no formal instruction in those abilities. River Song or Melody Pond is not Time Lord. She is human with special circumstances. Genetic anomalies due to Amy conceiving her in the Time Vortex. She was able to regenerate twice but then in the episode “Let’s Kill Hitler” Melody kisses the Doctor. With poisoned lipstick and he is dying. She eventually gives him all her regenerative powers when Amy convinces her to save the Doctor.

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